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Previously on Georgie and Mandy's
First Marriage...
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- McAllister Auto.
- I'm in jail.
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We were hanging out
after the show, smoking,
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and I got arrested.
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Smoking ain't illegal.
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Depends on what you're smoking.
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Connor don't smoke pot.
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Well, actually...
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This has cost you $2,500.
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It's only money.
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That I can't pay back.
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Fred, would you like
to have dinner with me?
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- I would love to.
- Whoa.
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MANDY:
I'm here with local farmer
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Wade Larkins and his pig Petunia
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who has a very unique skill.
Wade?
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She can tell you
when it's gonna rain.
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I don't like food
being smarter than me.
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Then there's probably
a lot you can't eat.
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So how exactly
does she tell you?
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She snorts once for rain
and twice for no rain.
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You don't say.
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Okay, Petunia,
is it gonna rain tomorrow?
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(snorts twice)
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Well, there you have it,
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no rain.
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Hope you're not coming
for my job, Petunia.
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Nah, she's going
to the slaughterhouse next week.
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MANDY:
Oh.
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Well, this took a dark turn.
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For Channel Nine News,
I'm Mandy McAllister.
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And that's breakfast.
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And that's
my most successful child.
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Hey, you got a minute?
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What can I do for you?
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I just want you to know
how happy I am here.
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Your happiness
means the world to me.
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(laughs)
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I just think I could do stories
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that are less...
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I don't want to say "dumb,"
but I think I have to.
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People like dumb.
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No, I-I know, my husband
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is one of those people.
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But I can do things
that are more hard-hitting.
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No offense, but
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this whole thing doesn't
exactly say hard-hitting.
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Oh, thanks.
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But I can tone it down.
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You know, put me
in some glasses and a blazer
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and watch me
take down City Hall.
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Who's the mayor of Medford?
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Maybe we start
with medium-hitting.
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Have you seen Connor today?
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- I saw him earlier.
- You did?
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Was he acting weird?
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Yes, which is normal for him,
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so, no.
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Come on, this is serious.
He's been spending
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a lot of time up in his room.
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What if he's
getting high up there?
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Maybe he's just playing music.
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Which is what people do
when they're high.
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Hey.
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There he is.
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Come here.
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Oh.
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(sniffs)
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Are you trying to see
if I smell like pot?
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You're sharp.
That's a good sign.
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Goodbye.
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You can relax, Mrs. McAllister,
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I think he learned his lesson.
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He just took two Pop-Tarts.
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That's what
the pot people call munchies.
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Your husband ate
the rest of the box.
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What's that called?
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Hey.
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How was your day?
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Great. We are
going out to dinner
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with my boss this weekend.
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Why?
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You saw that pig story.
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She's a star.
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Well, she wants
to get to know me better,
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and I want to show her
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that I can be taken seriously.
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So you're bringing
your child bride?
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Georgie is
a successful businessman,
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he's a great people person,
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and when we're at dinner,
do not bring up your age.
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You concerned she might think
you robbed the cradle?
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'Cause some would say
I robbed the old-age home.
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(Audrey laughs)
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You think that's funny?
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Oh, come on, that's the
smartest thing he's ever said.
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♪ ♪
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(coos)
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Relax. You look great.
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But do I look professional?
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Kind of depends
on the profession.
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I mean, I wouldn't
ask you to unclog my toilet.
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Georgie, no jokes, please?
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I really need this to go well.
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Sorry. Just trying to help.
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Since when do you wear glasses?
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They're my mom's.
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And they're making me nauseous.
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Mandy, you're beautiful,
you're smart, you married up.
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You're the whole package.
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Thanks.
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And I won't say nothing
that'll embarrass you.
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I'll just talk about
how wonderful you are
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and CeeCee and my job.
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Oh, please don't
try to sell her tires.
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Don't have to.
Tires sell themselves.
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(knock on door)
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It's open.
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Hiya.
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What's up?
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I just came from
a routine checkup,
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and in the waiting room,
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they had some
really informative pamphlets,
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and I thought... (chuckles)
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"Connor might get
a kick out of these."
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"Your Brain on Drugs."
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See, the egg is your brain
'cause it's fried.
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By drugs.
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"Marijuana:
Gateway to the Gutter."
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That's a cautionary tale.
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First pot,
next thing you know, heroin.
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Well, I've been scared straight.
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Thanks, Mom.
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Read the last one.
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"Crack is Wack."
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Okay, "wack" is slang for bad.
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Do you think I'm stupid?
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Well, I didn't know it.
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How many times
do I have to tell you?
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I'm not doing drugs.
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Don't give me attitude.
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I am just trying
to keep you safe.
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By treating me like a child?
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Well, you've certainly been
acting like a child.
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For your information,
I was tried as an adult.
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I don't know
what to do with you.
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You have a criminal record now.
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Oh, please.
Bill Clinton smoked pot.
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(scoffs) Well, of course he did.
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He's a Democrat!
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This place is nice. Good choice.
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Thank you.
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Now, let's see.
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What looks good?
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I'm getting
the biggest steak they got.
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I don't care how many people
they say it's for.
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So, Georgie, you aren't at all
what I expected.
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What'd you expect?
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Honestly, I just assumed
you'd be older.
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I get that a lot.
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How old are you?
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- Uh...
- He's my age.
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He's just got that baby face.
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I got hair coming out
all over the place,
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just not here.
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But enough about us.
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Yeah. Uh, we're being rude.
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How old are you?
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Georgie, you don't ask
a woman her age.
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She asked me.
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Well, the important thing is
we are all over 21,
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so let's drink.
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Cheers.
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(groans):
Ugh.
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Mandy tells me
you own a tire store.
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Yep, McAllister Auto.
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- Best prices in town.
- MANDY: Uh, careful.
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Once he starts talking about
tires, he does not stop.
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I have trouble
hitting the brakes,
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which we also do.
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How'd you two meet?
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Uh, laundromat.
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He used to run
the one over on Third.
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The one with the gambling room
in the back?
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Uh...
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I used to go
to that place all the time.
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- Really?
- You're kidding.
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Whatever happened
to that lady that ran it?
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That's my meemaw.
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- I loved her.
- Us, too.
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In fact, we named
our daughter after her.
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You have a gambling room
in the back of your tire store?
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I wish. Getting rich
the legal way takes forever.
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You know, illegal gambling
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is the kind of meaty story
I would love to cover.
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Nice segue.
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One of my many
journalistic skills.
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Hold that thought.
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I'm just gonna run
to the ladies' room.
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Okay.
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Rocky start,
but I think we're okay.
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(groans)
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Why are you still drinking it?
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It was eight bucks.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
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Look, it's not
that big a deal, okay?
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They're just having dinner.
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They're on a date.
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Please don't make a scene.
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(sighs) Give me some credit.
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I know how to behave.
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Great.
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I'm just gonna take
your steak knife.
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I am done.
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- With...?
- Connor.
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Whew. Dodged a bullet. Okay.
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I should've listened to you.
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You messing with me?
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No. You were right.
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This doesn't feel safe.
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I have coddled him,
I've protected him,
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and look what happened.
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Oh, now, you can't go
blaming yourself.
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Yes, I can.
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From now on, he's all yours.
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Bring down the hammer.
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So we're gonna do things my way?
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Exactly.
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'Cause I was right.
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You were right.
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Say it again.
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You were right.
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Slower.
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You guys ready to order?
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I lost my appetite.
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I told him not to eat
so much bread, but men, huh?
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That's it.
I got to say something.
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- No, you don't.
- What's going on?
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This is a little weird, but
his mom's on a date over there.
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Why is that weird? (gasps)
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Is she having an affair?
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Of course not.
My dad passed away.
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Oh, sorry to hear that.
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That guy's a jerk
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who's just trying to use her
to piss me off.
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Excuse me.
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Oh, Georgie, don't--
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(sighs) He did.
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He is younger than you,
isn't he?
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Ain't this a pretty picture?
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What are you doing?
Did you follow us?
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No. We're here
with Mandy's boss,
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so y'all need to git.
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Whoa. Now, you might
want to watch
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how you talk to your mother.
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I got this.
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You better watch
how you talk to your mother.
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You know, I was kind of hoping
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- we could talk about
some work stuff.
- (shushing)
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You're ruining
Mandy's work dinner.
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We are just
minding our business.
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You are the one
who is making a scene.
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If you don't like it,
go somewhere else.
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No, we are having a lovely time.
266
00:10:42,964 --> 00:10:46,034
I don't want to hear
the nasty details of your date.
267
00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:49,170
George Marshall Cooper,
go back to your table right now
268
00:10:49,270 --> 00:10:50,939
or there will be heck to pay.
269
00:10:51,039 --> 00:10:54,575
Dad would be rolling in his
grave if he saw you with him.
270
00:10:58,346 --> 00:10:59,714
You know, we can go someplace...
271
00:10:59,848 --> 00:11:01,850
- We're not going anywhere.
- Yes, ma'am.
272
00:11:01,950 --> 00:11:03,885
And I would like some wine.
Would you like some wine?
273
00:11:04,018 --> 00:11:05,720
- Yes, ma'am.
- Yes.
274
00:11:12,426 --> 00:11:14,362
GEORGIE:
Look at that,
another glass of wine.
275
00:11:15,529 --> 00:11:17,331
One date with him
and she's a wino.
276
00:11:18,767 --> 00:11:20,935
How long ago did your dad pass?
277
00:11:21,035 --> 00:11:22,470
A couple years.
278
00:11:22,570 --> 00:11:23,938
Oh, that seems like enough time
279
00:11:24,072 --> 00:11:25,506
for your mom
to go out on a date.
280
00:11:25,606 --> 00:11:27,608
What do you know?
281
00:11:28,609 --> 00:11:30,143
Georgie, your food's
getting cold.
282
00:11:30,144 --> 00:11:31,813
Put some in your mouth.
283
00:11:33,882 --> 00:11:35,149
You know what?
284
00:11:35,249 --> 00:11:37,485
I'm gonna sit next to you
so I don't have to look at them.
285
00:11:44,292 --> 00:11:45,960
- Hi.
- Hi.
286
00:11:49,563 --> 00:11:51,532
- This weird?
- Little bit.
287
00:11:53,501 --> 00:11:54,668
I'll go back.
288
00:12:00,208 --> 00:12:03,644
Sure wish there was
somewhere else I could sit.
289
00:12:06,981 --> 00:12:08,182
(groans softly)
290
00:12:09,283 --> 00:12:10,251
(Mary clears throat)
291
00:12:10,351 --> 00:12:11,651
You doing okay?
292
00:12:11,652 --> 00:12:13,521
Oh, fine.
293
00:12:15,790 --> 00:12:18,827
So, have you always
lived in Medford?
294
00:12:18,927 --> 00:12:23,031
No. We did a stint in Galveston
when Georgie was little,
295
00:12:23,131 --> 00:12:25,033
still knew how to respect
his parents.
296
00:12:27,635 --> 00:12:29,003
Galveston.
297
00:12:29,103 --> 00:12:30,638
Great song.
298
00:12:32,673 --> 00:12:35,276
♪ Galveston, oh, Galveston. ♪
299
00:12:35,376 --> 00:12:37,511
He needs to see
that this is my life.
300
00:12:37,611 --> 00:12:39,513
Okay, I tried.
301
00:12:39,613 --> 00:12:41,850
I am the mother,
and he is the child.
302
00:12:41,983 --> 00:12:43,350
Well... (sighs)
303
00:12:43,351 --> 00:12:45,319
technically, he is a grown-up.
304
00:12:45,419 --> 00:12:46,519
Only 'cause I didn't kill him
305
00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:48,056
when he dropped out
of high school.
306
00:12:49,023 --> 00:12:50,723
You might want
to slow down a little.
307
00:12:50,724 --> 00:12:53,494
Another man who thinks
I can't make my own decisions.
308
00:12:53,594 --> 00:12:55,528
No, no, no,
just a man who's regretted
309
00:12:55,529 --> 00:12:57,198
his share of angry drinking.
310
00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:58,799
(scoffs) I'm not angry.
311
00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:00,668
I'm thirsty.
312
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:05,473
(playing quietly)
313
00:13:08,576 --> 00:13:09,643
We need to talk.
314
00:13:09,743 --> 00:13:11,679
- No, we don't.
- Hey.
315
00:13:11,779 --> 00:13:13,247
You live in my house,
you're gonna hear me out.
316
00:13:13,381 --> 00:13:14,782
I get it. I messed up.
317
00:13:14,883 --> 00:13:16,217
I owe Georgie a lot of money.
318
00:13:16,350 --> 00:13:18,552
I disappointed everyone.
I'm a loser.
319
00:13:19,353 --> 00:13:20,721
Come on, don't you think
320
00:13:20,821 --> 00:13:22,323
you're being a little hard
on yourself there?
321
00:13:22,423 --> 00:13:23,958
What would you call it?
322
00:13:25,226 --> 00:13:27,261
You were with friends.
You did something dumb.
323
00:13:27,395 --> 00:13:28,662
It happens.
324
00:13:28,762 --> 00:13:31,399
I mean, it usually happens
in your teens,
325
00:13:31,532 --> 00:13:34,135
but at least
you got it in before 30.
326
00:13:34,235 --> 00:13:35,836
You're not mad?
327
00:13:35,937 --> 00:13:37,405
I'm not thrilled.
328
00:13:38,772 --> 00:13:40,942
But I'd rather you be
making mistakes out there than
329
00:13:41,075 --> 00:13:43,477
never leaving this room.
330
00:13:43,577 --> 00:13:45,278
Thanks.
331
00:13:45,279 --> 00:13:47,581
As long as you learn
from those mistakes.
332
00:13:47,715 --> 00:13:48,749
I did.
333
00:13:48,849 --> 00:13:50,484
And it won't happen again.
334
00:13:51,385 --> 00:13:53,087
Good deal.
335
00:13:54,288 --> 00:13:55,756
- Dad?
- Yeah.
336
00:13:57,225 --> 00:13:58,993
This talk is not
what I expected.
337
00:14:00,328 --> 00:14:02,463
Surprised me, too.
Don't tell your mom.
338
00:14:10,038 --> 00:14:11,304
That was quick.
339
00:14:11,305 --> 00:14:13,574
Yeah, it doesn't take long
to bring down the hammer.
340
00:14:14,508 --> 00:14:16,644
I should've let you do this
a long time ago.
341
00:14:16,744 --> 00:14:18,980
Well, you learned
from your mistake,
342
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:20,949
and that's what's important.
343
00:14:23,551 --> 00:14:25,353
People think
Sheldon was difficult,
344
00:14:25,453 --> 00:14:28,956
but that one--
taken years off my life.
345
00:14:28,957 --> 00:14:31,292
You know, I was a little bit
of a hellion my--
346
00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:34,828
When he got Mandy pregnant,
did I cut him off? No.
347
00:14:34,929 --> 00:14:39,367
I supported him
because I love him.
348
00:14:40,501 --> 00:14:41,802
I'm gonna get the check.
349
00:14:41,902 --> 00:14:43,972
No, we cannot leave before them.
350
00:14:44,072 --> 00:14:47,208
Well, you know, call me
old-fashioned, but I like it
351
00:14:47,308 --> 00:14:50,544
when my date seems even
a little bit interested in me.
352
00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:52,480
I'm interested.
353
00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:53,881
Really?
354
00:14:55,183 --> 00:14:56,684
Where was I born?
355
00:14:58,419 --> 00:15:00,821
Where was I born?
356
00:15:01,855 --> 00:15:03,357
Right here in Medford.
357
00:15:03,457 --> 00:15:04,692
And then, after you got married,
358
00:15:04,825 --> 00:15:06,694
you went to Galveston
for a stretch,
359
00:15:06,794 --> 00:15:08,129
and that's where
you had your twins.
360
00:15:08,229 --> 00:15:10,164
(scoffing)
361
00:15:10,298 --> 00:15:12,165
Show-off.
362
00:15:12,166 --> 00:15:13,333
(sighs)
363
00:15:13,334 --> 00:15:14,668
Why don't I take you home?
364
00:15:14,768 --> 00:15:17,371
No, I am having a good time!
365
00:15:17,471 --> 00:15:20,208
- Well, I'm not.
- Well, then maybe you should go.
366
00:15:21,342 --> 00:15:23,211
Oh, here's a story you can do.
367
00:15:23,344 --> 00:15:25,346
An expose on Fagenbacher Auto.
368
00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:27,347
I think you mean "exposé."
369
00:15:27,348 --> 00:15:29,350
No, it's "expose."
370
00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:31,919
You don't exposé a crime.
371
00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:35,189
Can we get the check, please?
372
00:15:35,289 --> 00:15:37,025
How do you want to do this?
373
00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:38,525
Split it?
374
00:15:38,526 --> 00:15:40,028
How much younger?
375
00:15:41,029 --> 00:15:42,030
Excuse me for interrupting.
376
00:15:42,130 --> 00:15:44,364
- What do you want?
- I'm going.
377
00:15:44,365 --> 00:15:46,400
She finally wise up
and kick you to the curb?
378
00:15:46,534 --> 00:15:49,036
(sighs) Just please...
379
00:15:49,037 --> 00:15:50,371
get her home safe.
380
00:15:53,907 --> 00:15:55,542
He seems great.
381
00:15:55,543 --> 00:15:57,178
I'd go out with him.
382
00:16:07,255 --> 00:16:08,722
Jim!
383
00:16:08,856 --> 00:16:13,161
I just saw some long-haired guy
walking towards Connor's room.
384
00:16:13,261 --> 00:16:14,428
He's probably a friend.
385
00:16:14,562 --> 00:16:17,865
It's not the first one today.
386
00:16:17,965 --> 00:16:19,400
Well, maybe he has
more than one fr--
387
00:16:19,533 --> 00:16:20,768
You're right,
we should go check.
388
00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:27,608
What is going on here?
389
00:16:27,708 --> 00:16:30,078
I'm selling him my Jupiter-4.
390
00:16:30,178 --> 00:16:34,548
Well, he is gonna have to buy
his marijuana somewhere else.
391
00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:36,417
Yeah, take a hike.
392
00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:38,419
It's not pot.
393
00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:39,553
It's a synthesizer.
394
00:16:39,653 --> 00:16:41,754
Why would you sell that?
395
00:16:41,755 --> 00:16:44,257
I have to pay Georgie back.
396
00:16:44,258 --> 00:16:45,259
Well, good for you.
397
00:16:45,359 --> 00:16:47,495
No, not good.
398
00:16:47,595 --> 00:16:49,263
He loves those instruments.
399
00:16:49,363 --> 00:16:51,432
Well, he screwed up and now he's
making sacrifices to fix it.
400
00:16:51,565 --> 00:16:52,700
That's called being a man.
401
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:55,636
- I can come back tomorrow.
- Stay.
402
00:16:55,769 --> 00:16:57,605
Do you really want to do this?
403
00:16:57,705 --> 00:16:59,840
No. But I need to.
404
00:17:03,077 --> 00:17:04,312
Be good to her.
405
00:17:05,413 --> 00:17:06,580
Wait.
406
00:17:08,616 --> 00:17:10,651
Take some of these.
407
00:17:14,021 --> 00:17:16,290
I hope you're proud of yourself.
408
00:17:16,390 --> 00:17:18,125
Do you know
how humiliating that was?
409
00:17:18,126 --> 00:17:21,595
Fred has been nothing but
nice to me, and you ruined it.
410
00:17:21,695 --> 00:17:23,297
Now my boss thinks I'm a joke.
411
00:17:23,397 --> 00:17:25,633
Why are you ganging up on me?
412
00:17:25,733 --> 00:17:27,301
She's the one dating jerks
and getting drunk.
413
00:17:27,401 --> 00:17:29,503
He is not a jerk!
414
00:17:29,603 --> 00:17:31,305
(crying):
And now...
415
00:17:31,405 --> 00:17:33,974
he hates me!
416
00:17:34,942 --> 00:17:36,677
Then tonight wasn't
a total loss.
417
00:17:36,810 --> 00:17:38,346
Yes, it was.
418
00:17:38,446 --> 00:17:39,613
I'm gonna be
interviewing livestock
419
00:17:39,713 --> 00:17:41,249
for the rest of my life!
420
00:17:41,349 --> 00:17:43,517
Oh, I loved that pig interview.
421
00:17:43,651 --> 00:17:45,685
But you get how I could be
doing actual news, right?
422
00:17:45,686 --> 00:17:46,987
Like crime and politics.
423
00:17:47,087 --> 00:17:49,856
No, that stuff makes me so sad.
424
00:17:49,857 --> 00:17:51,859
Do more pigs.
425
00:17:53,161 --> 00:17:54,861
Finally something we agree on.
426
00:17:54,862 --> 00:17:55,996
Wait.
427
00:17:56,096 --> 00:17:57,997
I had pork chops tonight.
428
00:17:57,998 --> 00:18:00,333
(sobbing):
What if that was Petunia?
429
00:18:00,334 --> 00:18:03,070
Oh, no!
430
00:18:11,579 --> 00:18:12,446
(knocking on door)
431
00:18:12,546 --> 00:18:15,349
I'm coming. I'm coming.
432
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:20,654
Oh.
433
00:18:20,788 --> 00:18:21,889
- (chuckles)
- (sighs)
434
00:18:21,989 --> 00:18:22,955
Did I wake you?
435
00:18:22,956 --> 00:18:24,024
No, no.
436
00:18:24,124 --> 00:18:26,327
I've been up for a couple hours.
437
00:18:27,395 --> 00:18:29,297
Hoping to die.
438
00:18:29,430 --> 00:18:30,630
(laughs)
439
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:31,999
Oh, I've been there.
440
00:18:32,132 --> 00:18:35,135
I figured you could use
a hangover care package.
441
00:18:35,269 --> 00:18:36,637
Coffee, aspirin
442
00:18:36,737 --> 00:18:40,107
and the greasiest
breakfast burrito in town.
443
00:18:40,208 --> 00:18:43,477
Really? After how awful
I was last night?
444
00:18:43,577 --> 00:18:44,878
Oh, I seen worse.
445
00:18:46,013 --> 00:18:47,480
I'm so sorry.
446
00:18:47,481 --> 00:18:48,749
It's okay.
447
00:18:48,849 --> 00:18:50,318
(Mary sighs)
448
00:18:50,418 --> 00:18:53,654
Maybe this is just a little
too complicated right now.
449
00:18:53,787 --> 00:18:54,854
Maybe.
450
00:18:54,855 --> 00:18:58,326
But I hope
we can still be friends?
451
00:18:58,426 --> 00:19:00,361
I'd like that.
452
00:19:01,462 --> 00:19:03,897
- Well, I should go to work.
- Okay.
453
00:19:09,470 --> 00:19:11,372
Okay. Bye.
454
00:19:13,541 --> 00:19:14,675
Oh.
455
00:19:22,383 --> 00:19:26,254
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